When we arrived back at the condo, everyone somehow talked me into swimming around for a while in the backyard pool. Maybe my decision had something to do with the fact that I was covered with the stench of a thousand dead fish, but for whatever reason, I took to the pool for a refreshing swim.

Paul and Mindy "bathing" in the pool (Paul is the one on the left)

Rachel in the pool

We also played this retarded game where one person throws a football in to the air, and everyone else tries to catch it. Here's the thing, though: the person who throws the ball yells a number when they throw it, and that number represents the number of points you get if you catch the ball or the number of points you lose if you try to catch it and drop it. Also, if you exceed the winning amount of points (say, 500, in our case), you go back to zero. Basically the game is completely under the jurisdiction of the thrower. If he says ".645" when he throws the ball, what are the odds of him ever saying ".355" to get you back on track? At one point I actually had -9,009,998 points. If you're thinking this game sounds like fun then you're stupid, and no, it isn't fun.

Us playing the retarded football catching game while Abby's foot watches us

Next, Paul tried to do the Butterfly with Rachel, at which he failed miserably. You can download a video of Paul looking like he's having a seizure here.

Finally, Paul and Rachel arranged their hair to look extra-stylish.

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